New Invention: Muscular Christian T-Shirts

Things are really heating up in the world of the Muscular Christians. That fucking homebrew beer I tried to make may have sucked, but the new T-shirts we designed make me feel proud just to look at. I ordered 3 just for me. I asked my wife if she wanted a repeal fisting laws one for herself...and she said no.

Go here for shopping.

Other designs below:

Holy Shit! We Pod-a-ma-casted Again!

It's funny that we claim it's live...cause it took our lazy asses about three months to put it up. In other lazy news...we don't know how to use the internet so the link still goes to something called webobjects.com/username or some shit. Ugly. Awful. Our hands our tied with ineptitude, if you will.

But whatever. It's funny in the same way that life is short, we're all gonna die (soon!), and there's only so much time left in our pitiful existence to do only so much of a finite amount of shit. We all gots lives to live, right?

But better look out for that third/fifth/tenth week of April 2010...cause more podcast will be....drop-a-macating? Did i do that right?

the link again

The Launch of You Downloaded It!

We're trying our hand at this podcasting thing...so come join us! while we find our voice talk about Guy's constipation story from summer camp back in 1989.

If anybody can sit through one of these things...it will be amazing. Also, it will confirm that all hope in the universe has finally dried up. But this is just the beginning, so things can only get better.